Veunter Erbourne

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Veunter Erbourne

Summary
Somewhere around the late 1950s or early 1960s, Veunter Erbourne did miserably in his sophomore year of high school, getting "the most incompetent grade I have EVER seen in my life" in English, according to his steaming uncle. This probably incited the mad parents to force Erbourne to drop out of school the following year and become a Beat Cop somewhere in a local police precinct.

Early Life
Like any other Erbourian, Erbourne did bad in basically everything. As an irksome kid he had to switch a lot of schools, thanks to his tendency to always get bullied/tormented at any school and every school he went to.

Erbourne did miserably in his sophomore year and got a 77 in English, arguably one of the best Ryerson-bound grades. Although he did much better in other courses, nobody cared, not even his family members. As he was the stooge of his four brothers, he was forced to drop out of school the following year, "cuz there ain't no use to keep a cow that won't milk," according to a brother.

Erbourne went from job to job, finally accepted by a police precinct to work as a Beat Cop, which he worked diligently for a few years. On a mission, Erbourne accidentally lost all the...

Interaction with the Pelton-Diors
So, anyways, Erbourne was forced to marry Fel Pelton-Dior, one of the least Erbourian-appealing women of all-time. She was one of the seven obese daughters of J&B Financial Manager Craigio Pelton-Dior, who already had two stuck-up sons, Hugh and Olegio.

The wedding was held in late-winter 1960 in Dick & Gor's Dirt-Cheap Chapel. The entire Pelton-Dior family attended, but none of Erbourne's family came. "I'd rather swim in a dog's mouth than ruin my rep in that nicca," said one of Erbourne's brothers.

The wedding cake was replaced with a slice of ... (see Pelton-Dior)

Trivia: Although Craigio Pelton-Dior urged Erbourne to marry his kid, there probably isn't anyone who hates him more than Craigio himself.

To be continued

Admission into the Life of Teaching
Now armed with an obese wife and two macabre step-sons with hog-like features, Erbourne was eyed by the rest of the precinct in another way. Now he had a family, whether Erbourne liked it or not.

Somehow, he got fired sometime in 1962 and got a job as an accountant.

Interaction with x2019x
Erbourne did not play much of a role in x2019x Part I. However, he got hypnotized by Grit somehow in December 2019. Although the spell wore off in about two months, to this day he is still under the belief that Harold Has XI and his entire family are a "pathetic myriad of losers making trouble".

He believes that the reason Harold Has XI missed school from 2019-2021 was that "he made so much trouble he had to be sent to the goof house".

When HHXI and the gang escaped Dickmornc and sought Erbourne for help in 2020 or 2021, it was like Erbourne forgot everything that happened before December 2019.