Pre-Release Episodes

Pre Release Episodes

WAT THE HECK IS THIS ?!?!?!

Tuesday, September 1, 2076

Dear Diary,

I cannot believe what I got for my 46th birthday(my birthday's on Aug. 31): a DIARY! This totally sucks, 'cuz I need a phone because two weeks ago Chris Marka, an archenemy of mine, replaced my IPHONE 4 with a Ladybug. Those stuff only call "home" and 911 Totally sucks.

I had a difficult childhood. Like Alex, I got harassed from grades 1-5. But at the age of eleven we vacationed in Miami, Sirrus. The nest day, there was this colossal tornado with a wind speed of 193 kph that killed everyone that's my family and my relatives, except my mom, my dad, my four aunts(out of eleven), my one uncle(out of twelve), and my two cousins(out of eight).

Then when I was 21, I fell from seven stories and lost over 80 per cent of my blood. But the plus side was that I saved a cat's last life(he lost the other eight).

I used to live in Dangerville. But in 2061 my family moved to Hearteville. That time, it was at war with AMOZ(the war was from 2050 to 2070).

I TOTALLY HATE MY DIARY! I AM SO GONNA NOT WRITE ON THIS CRAP UNTIL THE COW FARTS ON ONE OF SIRRUS' MOONS!!!