IFreeman Subscription

iFreeman Subscription

(I'm sorry, Master Vembar. I just really want to vent my iFreeman.)

Please note that this is an abstract, chaff-related thing, meaning that only chaffs know what is going on.

When a chaff reaches 172 1/3 months old, he is "nudged" towards something that activates the subscription. For instance, ThyChaff started the activation on January 8, 2019. The chaff will react and start the subscription. The subscription will null when the chaff is almost 175 months old, and it is the chaff's responsibility to re-activate. When he reaches 177 months old, the subscription will end again abruptly and there is NOTHING he can do about it this time. During the subscription, the chaff would see something highly awesome. Well, what is the awesome thing? It varies, but since the time of Harold Has VIII it has always been the attraction of some portraited chipper female.

Where is the iFreeman thing on?

It varies. If the chaff is born in 2000 or later, then the abstract subscription would be held on an iPad app or something. Or, it could be a text message or something. If the chaff is born before 2000, it might be on a solar tablet or something. No one knows for sure.

For instance, Harold Has X got it on an Ordinator, and ThyChaff got it on the Duolingo Clubs.

What is in the subscription?

In every single one, it would start with a "group chat" with a wronging which would cause a portraited chipper female to become disgusted at the guy the chaff is portraiting. The wronging would lift, then the female would start to have a damn straight damn liking on him. This will get stronger, and stronger, and stronger for a few months until the subscription would suddenly close when the chaff is exactly 2.37 days short of 175 months old. Then, the chaff must devise ways to open the subsc